acting cool around ur crush
It’s easy for someone to joke about scars if they’ve never been cut…
Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat*
A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”
you had me at rich snail
So, spring break starts in a few hours and I just decided I was going to blog my trip. Here’s the plan:
Tillie and I got a great vacation deal on the Universal studios website. We’re paying 577 dollars for three days/four nights in a hotel, three days in the parks, early admission to the parks, breakfast at the three broomsticks, and a city walk party pass. Not too shabby, eh?
We’re spending the first few days with my Granny and Papa, so that will be fun. I’m so excited.
Spring break 2014, here I come.💕👌