the-heart-of-ice: Reasons to date me: Standing next to me will most likely make you look gorgeous. Nobody will try to take me from you. I have no upper body strength so if you want to wrestle, you’ll always win. You’ll get a good laugh out of my extraordinary clumsiness If you happen to live in the country side, I’d make an excellent scarecrow. I can almost, kinda-sorta make food.
yourfriendg00: cute nicknames for your significant other: old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport
lnnea: Sometimes I English very well but sometimes no
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
kryzia-just: Punk Goes Disney would be the best idea ever.
-everysecond: I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time”
rnikedirnt: rnikedirnt: my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’ i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous